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Bin Laden Makes First Television Appearance Since Tora Bora
10/14/2002

Victor added the following comment to my post about Abdel Rahman al-Rashed, a man "claiming to be a senior al-Qaida member," saying that the soon-to-appear-on-TV "bin Laden" "has gained more weight due to security precautions":

"And, uh, also the last few months of fight have turned the Sheik's hair bright red. And given him freckles. And he also has an uncharacteristically annoying voice and talks about 'dialing down the center a lot' all due to his glorious fighting over the past few months."

I mean no disrespect to Carrot Top, but I just had to make Victor's vision a reality:

Posted by Justin Katz @ 06:33 PM EST

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*saying that the soon-to-appear-on-TV "bin Laden" "has gained more weight due to security precautions*

Okay, so that's him and Al Gore so far...

Kat @ 10/15/2002 08:40 AM EST